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This extremely stupid tumblr post made me laugh incredibly hard, and also kicked off a long and very silly Schitt's Creek Star Wars AU conversation with attractivegeekery.

karen: a perfect trinity
all canadian, all tire fires
(I just had to look up hayden christiansen to be sure)

becca: can you imagine
an anakin skywalker & david rose role swap au

karen: ....someone needs to write that fic.
I mean, the whole sand thing works.
just right out of the gate.

becca: qui gon and obi wan descend on the roses to inform them that their son is the most powerful jedi they've ever seen.
alexis: EW, david!

karen: ....are they stuck on Tatooine because Johnny bought it for David as a joke.

becca: YES
OMG
YES THEY ARE

karen: and it's the only thing they have after the empire confiscates their holo-corporation for tax evasion

becca: roland schitt is the world's worst moisture farmer

karen: ....i'm just....the very concept of a queen patrick brewer is making me cry

becca: I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY
patrick is so tired

karen: "Really. you didn't know this about yourself, and you're literally A QUEEN."

becca: just
imagine how angry patrick is
about the federation's TAX SHENANIGANS

karen: because he's the only one looking forward to the business meetings, and yet there's all this adventure
and he's just so so tired

karen: he's in disguise as just the queen's accountant for most of the first movie
the queen has six accountants who accompany her everywhere

karen: i mean, because who couldn't

becca: especially when you rule a planet! there's so much paperwork!!
this is blending movies a little but then david gets in danger and yoda is like 'well ... there is .... another'
[pointed look at alexis]
alexis: EW!!!!!!
does alexis end up as david's unwilling padawan
alexisohka

karen: Is the council just...the town council
Is Ronnie Sam Jackson's character?
...is Jake Jar Jar?

becca: YES
flgdhldkhgs

karen: He just Himbos his way into fixing everything.

becca: until he briefly gets made temp senator and throws the wrong swinger party

karen: Is it wrong though? Is it?

becca: wait is STEVIE obi wan
she's so, so tired

karen: i'm changing my vote
RONNIE IS QUI GON, AND STEVIE IS OBI WAN
And ronnie is ALREADY DONE WITH PATRICK

becca: wait
- ok yes you're absolutely right
i was going to argue for roland as qui gon
because then he got to die >.>
but ronnie being ALREADY DONE WITH PATRICK is so much funnier

karen: An astrally projecting Ronnie being done with Patrick just cracks me up more than Roland showing up randomly in projection to make horrible sexual innuendo

becca: no, you're fully right and i was wrong

karen: Plus if Roland is a Jedi, then we don't have Mutt.

becca: ...is roland count dooku

karen: ....he kind of has to be.
Sabastian Raine is Darth Grevious
...we are reaching the end of my knowledge, because I haven't seen any of the cartoons, and it's been ages since I've seen the prequels.
But...I'm still crying.

becca: there's so much more potential in the cartoons
....including for a mutt
if roland is count dooku then mutt HAS to be ventress
count dooku's dirtbag apprentice
but ... i'm supposed to get on a zoom call in five minutes ... so i'll stop here. BUT THIS IS GOING ON DW FOR SURE

[several hours later]

karen: I'M NOT STILL THINKING ABOUT THIS
YOU'RE STILL THINKING ABOUT THIS~!
Either Gwen or Maureen Budd (Stevie's Aunt) needs to be Qui Gon, leaving Ronnie to be Mace Windu

becca: (belatedly) I would LOVE Jedi Maureen Budd
everyone hated her!!

karen: HA!
Everyone but Stevie

becca: obi wan really IS the only person who was ever sad about qui gon

[okay now really finit]